Teacher: „Are you good at maths?“
Pupil: „Yes and no“
Teacher:“ What do you mean?“
Pupil: Yes, „I’m no good at maths!“
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
Teacher: „You missed school yesterday didn’t you?“ Pupil: „Not very much!“
Teacher:“Why were you late?“
„Sorry, teacher, I overslept“.
„You mean you need to sleep at home too!“
„I have just bought a pig.“
„Where will you keep it?“
„In my sitting-room.“
But what about the smell?“
„Oh, well, the pig will get used to it“
